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var r_text = new Array ();
r_text[0] = "wassup.";
r_text[1] = "hello.";
r_text[2] = "welcome.";
r_text[3] = "greetings.";
r_text[4] = "oh, hi there.";
r_text[5] = "hola!";
r_text[6] = "hey!";
var i = Math.floor(7*Math.random())

document.write(r_text[i]);

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